Jodys Box

How the single most famous obstacle in motocross history happened & it changed American motocross by happenstance
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When you lend out as many tie-downs and tools as I have, you know that as soon as they leave your hand, there is a signpost up ahead that reads "the next stop is the Twilight Zone"
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I hate it when people ask me to ride their bike, especially when their bike screams “trust fund baby."
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"Since I am not bound by any contracts, I can use whatever I want—afterall, no one is actually emulating my person tastes or riding style."
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The loudmouth, crude and base clarions of our sport are not my cup of tea—the more I see or hear of them, the deeper I retreat into my barn
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I remember that bike vividly; the transmission looked like a watermelon and the air-cooled cylinder was shaped like a pine cone. Gary Jones had one just like it and, even today, we revel in telling stories about how bad it was.
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"I still miss the clickety-clack of my trusty old Smith Corona. I can'r say the same thing about word prcessors or computers."
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"But, as they pulled him from the twisted wreck, with his dying breath, they heard him say, ‘Tell Laura I love her.’"
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Modern motocross gloves are no more protective than those crocheted driving gloves that tweedy British-twits use when driving their Jags
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If you ever go to Europe to race, buy some picture postcards of the countryside—just in chase the Spanish Inquistion breaks out when you get home.
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Not every racing story shared in the pits has anything to do with actual racing
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If I wanted to win; I’d train, practice the things I’m bad at, take steroids, eat right and cheat.
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Surely you understand my desire to have an AP102. It’s all-new, all-big, all-meat, all-enduring and all-powerful. It is also all-rare. It is a tire that I like very much when I do well with it.
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"I started racing back in 1968 when bikes were simple, a little agricultural and could be worked on with tools as simple as a nut cracker and a butter knife."
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"I admire anyone who can focus all of his powers on eating right, exercising and applying his energies in a positive direction. As for myself, I’m a backslider."
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"When I do it right, which isn’t very often, the race is a blur. I don’t mean a blur as in obscured by speed (because given my current speed that would be silly), but blurred by the fog of war
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Problem solving is a matter for marching through a list of all the possible causes for the given malady
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They often say that motocross is 10% machine and 90% rider, but when it comes to parking in the pits it's 99% getting there early
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"I won’t be coming back to this track until enough guys are transported to "Our Sister of Perpetual Payment Hospital" for missing the big double that the promoter mows it down.
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Motocross is a sport where everybody ranks, rates and judges everyone else by the bikes they ride, clothes they wear, who paints their helmet and who has the tallest truck.
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You know as well as I do that if Charles Manson had been fast on a motocross bike, there would have been a race team somewhere posting bond for him
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When you break something, it is a visible injury (thanks to an X-ray), and it is fixable. Every crash that causes a scar is just an irritating delay in getting back to racing
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It is understandable that motorcycle racers aspire to be famous. After all, they engage is a risky sport, dress in a brightly colored super hero costumes and perform in front of audience of fanboys and manfriends
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Sports are full of stories about parents who gave up everything to make their kids successful. But, they did it for the kid, and when he becomes a doctor, lawyer or motorcycle racer, they don’t get a share of the profits
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I was a little kid the first time I saw it, maybe six years old, but I remember that Sunbeam S7 being the most majestic thing I had ever seen. I vowed to give up Tinker Toys on the spot!
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Do you feel qualified to pontificate on the meaning of life? Motocross life?
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Not your most unforgettable—his
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I was on to something much grander—earning a living no matter how well I did. As a test rider I got paid—win or lose.
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Be a successful surfer meant getting up with the sun, spending endless hours in the water, enduring jellyfish stings, Portuguese man-o-war welts and living on very little moolah, but I had prepared myself for a lifethat always involved wax.…
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Psychologists say that the brain records significant events, and the more significant the event, the longer the memory lasts
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